Top 5 Movies, Episode II

                          June 21, 2002

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                          We're baaaack...

        Hello! My name is Kristian Idol, and I am honored
         and excited to be the new moderator of the Top 5
            Movies "Little Fiver". I came over from the
       Showbiz Insider list, so some of you may already be
             close, personal yadda, yadda, yadda...

          I go to over 130 movies a year, I've been a
       screenwriter for 10 years, sold a few tiny things
     I hope you never see, I'm working on a big thing I hope
         you all see, and no, I'm not related to Billy.

           And finally, I may have a girlie first name,
             but I'm all man where it counts, baby!!

            The Top 9 Secrets of the Yo Yo Brotherhood

 9. Despite popular belief, the word "yo" actually spoken very

 8. One woman at a time is really all we can handle anyway.

 7. We went to the movie to see Sandra Bullock, not because we
    love you.

 6. It may be the 75th game of the season, but it's still new
    to us.

 5. We will willingly pay $16 for two tickets to see a chick flick
    if it means getting laid.

 4. Some articles in Playboy are actually not too bad.

 3. We know exactly what you want. We just don't think it's good
    for you.

 2. We'd sell each other out in a heartbeat just to hook up with
    some Ya-Yas.

    and the Number 1 Secret of the Yo Yo Brotherhood...

 1. The honest answer to "What are you thinking about?" --
    "You. Making out with Kirsten Dunst."

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


                             BIG HITS

         Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood: A Novel

       Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood Soundtrack

                       Ultimate Fights DVD
                 Nothin' but movie fight scenes!!

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL         -- 1, 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3, 6, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA  -- 4
Craig Barker, Livonia, MI         -- 5, 7
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON  -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Editor

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