================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. ================================================================== March 21, 2008 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Looks like the DVD high-definition format war is finally shaking out, with the winner being Blu-Ray. The Top 9 Secret Features of Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Format 9. Makes that three-year-old 72-inch plasma TV obsolete in less than a minute. 8. Completely compatible with Microsoft's new Blu Screen of Death. 7. Speaks to you with the voice of William Daniels. 6. Allows you to project a silhouette image of yourself and three robots at the bottom of the screen. 5. Shocks you whenever you attempt to watch anything starring Mariah Carey. 4. Plays home movies transferred only from Betamax VCRs. 3. Drinks HD's milkshake. 2. For a few days each month, all discs are rejected except chick flicks. and the Number 1 Secret Feature of Sony's Blu-Ray DVD Format... 1. Edits all WWII movies to make it appear as though Japan won. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 34 submissions from 10 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 7 Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 2 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 3, 6, 8 (Three picture deal!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5 Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA -- 9 Michael Brown, whereabouts unknown -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Still LoDef ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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