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                         October 31, 2008                         

              The Top 8 Scariest Things in Hollywood              

 8. Lindsay Lohan, sober, punctual, and wearing underwear.

 7. Andy Dick handing out career advice.

 6. Waiting for that cash bonanza that comes from having a 20%
    share of the net income.

 5. Sean Young stalking Christopher Nolan in an attempt to be his

 4. Thanks to TV Land and Nick at Nite, execs have discovered
    dozens of old TV shows that haven't been turned into crappy
    movies yet.

 3. Hordes of pale, soulless, bloodsucking creatures of the night.
    And vampires, too.

 2. Tom, Julia, Leo, and Jim can't open a movie anymore, but a
    talking dog? Box office gold!

    and the Number 1 Scariest Thing in Hollywood...

 1. Proposition 8 being approved, because then theoretically
    Keanu Reeves would end up owning 1/6th of SKG.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA    -- 1
John English, Orem, UT          -- 2, 5
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 3, 4, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA     -- 7
Jim G. Phynn, Horsham, PA       -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA      -- Scared of Real Work

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