Oven-baked for 17 hours.

                       November 26, 2004

                      NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

           You commoners may not know this, but each 
             Thanksgiving, all living celebrities 
         put aside their differences and they all get 
             together for a huge Hollywood feast...

               The Top 9 Scandals at This Year's 
                 Celebrity Thanksgiving Dinner

 9. R. Kelly, Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Jones got into a
    shoving match over who sits at the kiddie table.

 8. Ozzy Osbourne became enraged when he realized that someone
    had already bitten the head off the bird.

 7. Jealous that the turkey took center stage, Streisand threw a
    tantrum and stormed out of the room.

 6. Tara Reid dressed the turkey but not herself.

 5. OJ carved the white meat.

 4. Mary Kate Olsen ate.

 3. Several guests remarked that Kevin Smith's recent turkeys
    aren't nearly as delicious as the first ones he made.

 2. Tom Cruise gobbled the turkey neck. If you know what I mean.

            and the Number 1 Scandal at This Year's 
                Celebrity Thanksgiving Dinner...

 1. Huge fights with Mel Gibson over who gets to whip the

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Selected from 36 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 1, 3  (8th #1)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 4, 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 5
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR      -- 7
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 9
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH       -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- White Meat

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