Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental. 

                          March 24, 2006

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                Yeah, yeah, Mission: Impossible 3. 
             But Tom Cruise just bought the rights to
         a love story from Serendipity writer Marc Klein.

     The Top 6 Romantic Storylines for Tom Cruise's Next Movie

 6. Boy introduces girl to "club" to which he belongs.
    Girl receives romantic cranial implant.
    Girl happily joins "club", marries boy.

 5. Boy meets girl, boy fathers child, boy sells child to Oprah.

 4. A struggling multi-millionaire's love for a starlet half his
    age is put in jeopardy by his vengeful ex-wife, the queen of
    TV remakes.

 3. An unforgettable love story between a ranch hand and a
    fugitive from Planet Xenu.

 2. Man calls everyone "glib" and gets beaten to a bloody pulp;
    nurse at hospital falls in love with his money -- er, smile;
    man extracts revenge on enemies using psychic powers.

               and the Number 1 Romantic Storyline 
                  for Tom Cruise's Next Movie... 

 1. Ex-fighter pilot Maverick retires to a nice, quiet life on his
    ranch. Unbeknownst to him, his former rival Iceman owns the
    land across the road. Shirtless volleyball ensues.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 

Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 2
John English, Orem, UT         -- 3, 4
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 5, 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Little List Man

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