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April 25, 2003
The Top 9 Rejected Movie Poster Taglines
9. This time, it's financial.
8. Anna Nicole Smith fills the screen as she's never done before!
7. You're gonna have to double up on the Depends for this one!
6. If you see only one movie this year... see something else.
5. An erotic thriller the whole family can enjoy.
4. His enemies ruined his life.
Now he's going to ruin their lawns.
3. One man.
One woman.
One milking machine.
2. He stained her dress.
She stained his presidency.
A love story for all time.
and the Number 1 Rejected Movie Poster Tagline...
1. Carefully aged over 5 years in the studio's vaults!
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 59 submissions from 16 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 1 (14th #1)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2
Reid Kerr, Tyler, TX -- 3, 9
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 7, 8
Eric Lipton, Chicago, IL -- Topic
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Most Thrilling Editor
of the Summer!!
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Worst Movie Poster Taglines
RUNNERS UP list -- In a World...
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A new film from...
...the writers of Pootie Tang
...the director of Glitter
...the creative team behind Pluto Nash
(Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH)
(William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)
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