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                         January 29, 2010                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

           The director of all three Spider-Man movies,            
           Sam Raimi, and his star, Tobey Maguire, have           
            either left or been fired from #4 over the            
           infamous “creative differences.” The studio            
           has said that it will “reboot the franchise”           
              and take it in a different direction.               

              The Top 8 Reboot Ideas for Spider-Man 4              

 8. With an eye for what makes money, the studio will send Spidey
    to defend a planet of blue people from invading transforming

 7. Spider-Man grows four extra appendages and arm wrestles Doc
    Ock for control of the world.

 6. To capture the pre-teen audience, Peter befriends a young
    spider woman named Charlotte.

 5. "Research says spiders are just too scary... can we make it a
    radioactive ladybug?"

 4. Popular young actor, sure, but Michael Cera's Spider-Man tends
    to stammer a bit...

 3. Aunt May, now played by Courteney Cox, keeps asking Peter to
    "dust away my cobwebs."

 2. Spider-Man is played by Miley Cyrus and Mary Jane by Billy
    Ray Cyrus.

    and the Number 1 Reboot Idea for Spider-Man 4...

 1. More wet shirts. Less filler.

              [   Copyright 2010 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia   -- 1
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 2, 3
John English, Orem, UT              -- 4, 8
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 5
Kim Moser, New York, NY             -- 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- Night Crawler

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