We're all thumbs.

                         September 1, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                 Movie reviewer Roger Ebert is in
               the hospital recovering from surgery.

        The Top 9 Reasons We Want Roger Ebert to Get Better

 9. There's a butt-load of artsy foreign films coming out that no
    one else wants to review.

 8. Two thumbs up from me and my friend Bob has more national
    relevance than two thumbs up from Roeper and Leno.

 7. Because I don't believe Mary Hart is being straight with me on
    how good Material Girls really is.

 6. Talk of potential replacements is actually getting around to
    Gene Shalit.

 5. Hot dog sales in Chicago have plummeted.

 4. I picked Roeper in my dead pool. By homicide.

 3. Guest critic Steve Guttenberg wasn't a good judge of scripts,
    why should I believe he's a good judge of finished product?

 2. The sooner he's back to work, the less tempted he'll be to
    write a sequel to Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

    and the Number 1 Reason We Want Roger Ebert to Get Better...

 1. Paul Reubens has been his "seat warmer".

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 26 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA         -- 1, 9
John English, Orem, UT            -- 2, 3, 7, 8 (Blockbuster!)
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 4
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 5, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA  -- 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Crossing my thumbs...


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