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                        February 15, 2008                         


        The Top 8 Reasons to Go to a Foreign Film Festival        


 8. At the current rates of exchange it's a little cheaper than
    actually going to the countries themselves.

 7. Even if you don't speak a foreign language, dialogue is still
    more intelligible than the last Sylvester Stallone film.

 6. Anything to get out of Wisconsin in February.

 5. Because nobody else understands that 20-minute scene you shot
    of a woman staring out the window and sighing.

 4. Gérard Depardieu owes you a drink.

 3. More body hair in the nude scenes -- I mean, if you're into
    that kind of thing, of course...

 2. It's the only place where I feel comfortable wearing my kilt,
    beret, ascot and monocle.


    and the Number 1 Reason to Go to a Foreign Film Festival...


 1. Because for some reason, Polanski won't go to Sundance.



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Selected from 26 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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John English, Orem, UT            -- 1, 2
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS            -- 2, 6
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH    -- 3, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY           -- 3
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA  -- 4, 5
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- List Judge

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