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                         December 4, 2009                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

             The Blind Side, a Sandra Bullock drama             
              about a homeless high school football               
               player, made almost as much as The                
              Twilight Saga: New Moon last weekend.              

          The Top 8 Reasons Sports Movies Are So Popular          

 8. Average concession expenditure per movie viewer: $15.
    Average concession expenditure per stadium jock: $103.85.

 7. A bad sports movie? 100 minutes.
    A bad Cub's season? 162 freakin' games!

 6. Because no one ever makes a sports movie about one team
    blowing the other one out of the water by halftime.

 5. It's all in the butt-cam shots, baby.

 4. Let's face it, Mighty Ducks 3 was the Citizen Kane of
    the 90's.

 3. Everyone likes to see a fat kid in a catcher's mask.

 2. Usually come with cheerleaders. 'Nuff said.

    and the Number 1 Reason Sports Movies Are So Popular...

 1. Because guys aren't allowed to cry when Team Jacob loses.

              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 30 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 3, 5 (Hat trick!)
John English, Orem, UT           -- 1, 4, 6 (Hat trick!)
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA     -- 2, 5
Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH           -- 4
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH   -- 7
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA     -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- List Coach

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