================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES The Inciter ================================================================== March 7, 2002 NOTE FROM ERIC: Oscar favorite Russell Crowe's temper keeps making headlines, most recently after a tantrum over the editing of his acceptance speech at a British film awards ceremony. With all his fame, fortune and accolades, what could be making Russell Crowe so upset? The Top 9 Reasons Russell Crowe Is Angry 9. No one wants to assassinate him anymore. 8. Jennifer Connelly promised to introduce him to David Bowie, but she's just all talk. 7. Outraged that now only 7 out of 10 dentists recommend Trident for their patients who chew gum. 6. Well, there's that whole campaign against the credibility of A Beautiful Mind -- and, oh yeah, they were out of Frosted Cheerios in the hotel this morning. 5. Orders troops to "unleash hell"; instead they unleash Golden Retriever, and it just ruins his garden. 4. He's seen all the Golden Girls episodes on Lifetime, now they're all just repeats. 3. Those "Less filling" guys will never learn. 2. "Sure, everyone talks about my temper, but you should see how out of control Ron Howard gets when you do an innocent 'Fonzie' impersonation." and the Number 1 Reason Russell Crowe Is Angry... 1. He just wants to sing and caper, dammit! [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
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