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                        September 14, 2007                        

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

             Lindsay Lohan may only have to spend a           
            single day in prison resulting from seven                
          misdemeanors charged. And Nicole Ritchie just           
           spent all of 80 minutes for DUI and driving            
             the wrong way down a major L.A. freeway.             

        The Top 8 Reasons Paris Hilton Got More Jail Time         

 8. It took longer to delouse her.

 7. Nicole would have just slipped through the bars.

 6. Lindsay's father bribed the guards with cigarettes.

 5. In retrospect, she probably could have come up with a better
    opening statement than "Can we hurry this up? I have a nail
    appointment in an hour."

 4. Paris is the cover girl for Skank magazine, Lohan and Richie
    are just featured.

 3. The inmates at the Lynwood House of Corrections were
    misbehaving and they had to find some way to punish them.

 2. Nicole's attorney successfully argued that her father's
    "Dancing on the Ceiling" created a pre-existing condition in
    Nicole, causing her to be unable to tell upside down from
    rightside up, frontwards from backwards, and which way she
    should drive on a freeway.

    and the Number 1 Reason Paris Hilton Got More Jail Time...

 1. Because sometimes, just sometimes, there IS a sliver of
    justice in this cruel world.

              [   Copyright 2007 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1, 3, 5 (Three pic deal!)
Josh Sinnett, Bellingham, WA        -- 2
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 6, 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Guard

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