================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- SHOWBIZ INSIDER Boob tube, indeed. ================================================================== August 10, 2001 The Top 6 Reasons Pamela Anderson Should Be a TV Executive 6. She's an experienced multitasker (can run slow motion while displaying work tools). 5. Even after rejecting your pitch, still makes you glad to be a man. 4. Already had soul surgically removed to make Barb Wire. 3. Because TV executives scream a lot, and Pam's got a lot to get off her chest. 2. Hey, the other networks are run by just one big boob. and the Number 1 Reason Pamela Anderson Should Be a TV Executive... 1. Someone needs to bring a little moral fiber to FOX. [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Baywatch: Rescued from Primetime (book) Playboy: Babes of Baywatch Breast Men (loosely based on the implant inventor's life, starring David Schwimmer) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 17 submissions from 5 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Jeff Wilson, Software Designer -- 1, 2, 7 (Hat trick!) Michael Sheinbaum, Civilian -- 3, 6 Jeff Scherer, Art Director/Screenwriter -- 3 Wade Kwon, Civilian -- 4, 5 Kristian Idol, Writer/Director -- Moderator ================================================================== [ Copyright 2001 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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