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                         October 27, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              Sure, Harrison Ford's doing Indy 4, but
                here's the real news: Ford said he 
             "hates the Internet" because "people can 
              print anything they want" (about him). 

      The Top 8 Real Reasons Harrison Ford Hates the Internet

 8. Can't scream "Get off my lawn!" over IM.

 7. Someone registered www.indianajones.com before he could.

 6. Calista's nude pics have been online for months without a
    single download.

 5. Bill Gates still hasn't sent him that check he was supposed
    to get for all those emails.

 4. No matter how hard he tries, he can't get his PC to make

 3. Some 12-year-old just outbid him for Princess Leia's gold

 2. At his age, he doesn't want to be hooked up to any "tubes".

                   and the Number 1 Real Reason
                 Harrison Ford Hates the Internet...

 1. Nobody's reading his blog.

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Selected from 25 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA         -- 1, 6
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA     -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA       -- 3, 8
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA  -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Obi-Wan Listobi

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