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                          June 29, 2007                           

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             Sometime around the shooting of Ocean's             
            Thirteen, George Clooney, Brad Pitt and a            
            third investor were in serious discussions            
              to build a luxury casino in Las Vegas.                

              The Top 9 Reasons George Clooney and
               Brad Pitt Didn't Build a New Casino                  

 9. Nobody wanted to give Matt Damon the "third wheel" talk.

 8. Because they'd have to, I dunno, hatch some crazy, almost
    impossible scheme to get all that money...

 7. Superstition. Maybe after Se7en or Ocean's 11, but not after
    Ocean's 13!

 6. The "Pitt Boss" jokes just got to be too much.

 5. Whaddya know, turns out you can have enough money and
    hot chicks.

 4. "Sorry, George, but Angie said I should put my money into
    saving lives in third-world countries and stuff."

 3. Having access to that much cash and booze would just lead to
    personal self destruction and moral ineptitude. Ha, I'm
    totally kidding.

 2. Couldn't decide between calling it "Pooney" or "Clitt".

            and the Number 1 Reason George Clooney and            
              Brad Pitt Didn't Build a New Casino...              

 1. After they found Casey Affleck with his head in a vise, they
    decided it unwise to compete with the DeNiro/Pesci casino.

              [   Copyright 2007 by Chris White    ]              
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Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
John English, Orem, UT              -- 1, 4, 9 (Three pic deal!)
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA   -- 1, 8
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 1
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA       -- 2
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX      -- 3, 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 6
Stephen A. Segall, Poplar Bluff, MO -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Boss

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