================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Use eye protection when reading this list. ================================================================== November 6, 2009 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: It looks like Saw VI won't make anywhere near what they were hoping for. Here, we can help. The Top 8 Plotline Ideas of Ours for Saw VII 8. Norm Abrams builds something requiring smaller pieces of wood. 7. Two children raise and lower each other using a lever-like piece of playground equipment. 6. The ghost of Billy Mays stalks everyone with an Awesome Auger. 5. Jigsaw's doll dismembers Jeff Dunham and company. 4. The characters intentionally kill themselves off so there is no chance they will be in Saw VIII. 3. Jigsaw sets up franchises in Miami and NY. 2. Things go terribly wrong after Stihl and Husqvarna rebuild their corporate offices on an old Indian burial ground. and the Number 1 Plotline Idea of Ours for Saw VII... 1. The writers and directors of the first six films are tracked down and mercilessly eviscerated. [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 10 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 1, 4, 6 (On the Lot!) Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 John English, Orem, UT -- 3, 5 Rabbi Crut, McComb, OH -- 7, 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- JigZupp ------------------------------------------------------------------ Plotline Ideas for Saw VII RUNNERS UP list -- Toothless ------------------------------------------------------------------ A disgruntled Sears repair technician has to get blood and flesh out of various power tools. (Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH) Jigsaw is revealed to be the kid from Kramer vs. Kramer, tortured by his parents' bitter divorce. (Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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