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                         November 18, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                It seems like some young starlet is
              crashing her car and photographers are 
            snapping away about every week around here...

         The Top 8 Pet Peeves of the Hollywood Papparazzi 

 8. Enquirer makes you phony-up composite pix yourself.

 7. Having to re-create the car crash after Foto-Hut loses 6 rolls
    of your finest work.

 6. Movie stars actually think they have the right to privately
    sunbathe nude in their own walled back yards!

 5. The only celebrity nipple-slip you get all month is Dom

 4. Every time Tara Reid poses on the red carpet, I laugh too hard
    to get a clear photo.

 3. By the time Dakota Fanning turns 18, I'll be an old man.

 2. When you're trying to take a picture of a big star and Nicole
    Richie jumps in front of the camera.

    and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of the Hollywood Papparazzi...

 1. Impossible to snap a photo of Paris Hilton when she's sucking
    on your camera lens.

              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Kim Moser, New York, NY          -- 1
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 2, 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 4, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 5, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Shooter
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