================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES As seen on the Internet! ================================================================== November 18, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: It seems like some young starlet is crashing her car and photographers are snapping away about every week around here... The Top 8 Pet Peeves of the Hollywood Papparazzi 8. Enquirer makes you phony-up composite pix yourself. 7. Having to re-create the car crash after Foto-Hut loses 6 rolls of your finest work. 6. Movie stars actually think they have the right to privately sunbathe nude in their own walled back yards! 5. The only celebrity nipple-slip you get all month is Dom DeLouise. 4. Every time Tara Reid poses on the red carpet, I laugh too hard to get a clear photo. 3. By the time Dakota Fanning turns 18, I'll be an old man. 2. When you're trying to take a picture of a big star and Nicole Richie jumps in front of the camera. and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of the Hollywood Papparazzi... 1. Impossible to snap a photo of Paris Hilton when she's sucking on your camera lens. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 6 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 2, 6 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 3, 4, 8 (Three picture deal!) Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 5, 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Shooter ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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