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                        September 22, 2006 

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              George Clooney didn't shave his head for
          "Syriana" because he was afraid his hair might
           not grow back. More recently, he feared he'd 
         contracted malaria after visiting Darfur (it was 
             food poisoning.) Jeez, George, be a man... 

        The Top 8 Other Things George Clooney Is Afraid Of 

 8. People will discover the Return to Horror High DVD.

 7. He'll end up looking like fellow "Sexiest Man Alive" Nick

 6. Any of the 3,207 women he's slept with will go on
    Entertainment Tonight and announce his real penis size.

 5. Too many people thinking he lives in "Lake Homo".

 4. The ocean. Kinda ironic, ain't it?

 3. Ending up at Guantanimo after answering a midnight knock at
    the door.

 2. Tootie

    and the Number 1 Other Thing George Clooney Is Afraid Of...

 1. Never finding true love, and living the drawn-out, empty life
    of a lonely old man... Just kidding, he's afraid of crawly

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ] 
              [          www.topfive.com          ] 

Selected from 34 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 1
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 3, 7, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 4
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY        -- 5
John English, Orem, UT           -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Afraid of George's Attorney

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