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                         November 2, 2006

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          An avid runner, Jennifer Aniston has reportedly
           signed a multi-million dollar deal with Nike.

       The Top 8 Nike Ad Slogans Featuring Jennifer Aniston 

 8. If he can't catch you, he can't dump you.

 7. Vince likes me to wear them... in bed.

 6. Run out for coffee with your friends. Ha! Get it? Friends?

 5. Just do it. And when I say "it", I don't mean Angelina Jolie,

 4. Nobody says "Oh, poor girl!" when you're wearing Nike.

 3. Jennifer. You haven't a prayer of meeting her, but now you
    can wear her shoes.

 2. Perfect for kicking your ex boyfriend's ass.

    and the Number 1 Nike Ad Slogan Featuring Jennifer Aniston...

 1. Nike. Because strong, great-looking legs are better than fat
    clown lips any time.

              [   Copyright 2006 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 20 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY        -- 1, 4, 8 (Three picture deal!)
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR   -- 2, 3
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 5
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 6, 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Leg Man

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