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                           May 9, 2008                            

                  The Top 9 New Warnings on DVDs                  

 9. Warning: May increase your desire to wear a mask and slaughter
    horny teenagers.

 8. Warning: This movie may contain bits and pieces of other

 7. Warning: If you've seen the commercial for this movie, you've
    seen all the good parts.

 6. Warning: You may have seen this movie three years ago in

 5. Caution: Contains athlete attempting to act.

 4. Warning: This film takes a beloved franchise and runs it into
    the ground.

 3. Warning: May give false hope of beauty queens falling in love
    with nerds.

 2. Warning: This movie once again revisits the fact that Bruce
    Willis is "too old for this sh*t!"

    and the Number 1 New Warning on DVDs...

 1. Warning: Lack of plot and poor acting may cause drowsiness and
    irritability. If symptoms persist, consult your director.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 1
Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK -- 2
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA    -- 3, Topic
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 4, 5, 7 (Three picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT         -- 6, 9
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA  -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- Spinmaster

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