================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Use only as directed. ================================================================== May 9, 2008 The Top 9 New Warnings on DVDs 9. Warning: May increase your desire to wear a mask and slaughter horny teenagers. 8. Warning: This movie may contain bits and pieces of other movies. 7. Warning: If you've seen the commercial for this movie, you've seen all the good parts. 6. Warning: You may have seen this movie three years ago in Japanese. 5. Caution: Contains athlete attempting to act. 4. Warning: This film takes a beloved franchise and runs it into the ground. 3. Warning: May give false hope of beauty queens falling in love with nerds. 2. Warning: This movie once again revisits the fact that Bruce Willis is "too old for this sh*t!" and the Number 1 New Warning on DVDs... 1. Warning: Lack of plot and poor acting may cause drowsiness and irritability. If symptoms persist, consult your director. [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 1 Donrae Moore, Sand Springs, OK -- 2 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 3, Topic Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH -- 4, 5, 7 (Three picture deal!) John English, Orem, UT -- 6, 9 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Spinmaster ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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