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                          August 2, 2001

                          NOTE FROM ERIC:

           Last month, the US Senate held hearings over
           whether the existing ratings code was enough 
            to properly warn the movie-going audience 
           what they'll get when they go to the theater. 

               We here at Top5 Movies would like
                  to make our own suggestions...

                   The Top 9 New Movie Ratings

 9. BB-3: This film contains at least 3 scenes of Baldwin butt. 

 8. PG&E: Rolling Blackouts may cut film off before the ending. 

 7. LA-18: This film depicts horrific acts of violence, drug use
    and crime. You must be over 18 to enter, unless you live in
    Los Angeles, in which case you're already used to it.

 6. GABFJEIKDILFHANCJDU: Warning -- Film features dialogue spoken 
    by Chris Tucker.

 5. TG-50: Not suitable for anyone with an IQ over 50; applied 
    to most Tom Green movies. 

 4. ZZZ: Warning -- It'll take 2 hours before they start blowing 
    up the damn harbor. 

 3. IYSTT-YSTM: If You Saw The Trailer, You Saw The Movie. 

 2. VCR-7: This movie will go to video within a week. 

    and the Number 1 New Movie Rating...

 1. PP-13: Contains more bodily function jokes than a junior
    high school locker room.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]

Selected from 43 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                -- 1, 2
Greg Preece, Toronto, ON                  -- 1
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA              -- 3, 5
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD            -- 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL         -- 4
Clifton J. Gray, Tucson, AZ               -- 5
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA               -- 6, 8
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON       -- 7
Marko Peric, Prince Edward Island, Canada -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC            -- Script Doctor

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