Top 5 Smooooovies...

                        September 6, 2001

            The Top 9 Movie-Inspired Sexual Positions

 9. The Seven Days in May: Foreplay. Lots of foreplay.

 8. The Summer Catch: Unsafe sex with Joaquin's and River's

 7. The Speed: "Pop quiz, hotshot. You're having sex -- if you
    slow down too much she won't go off, and if you speed up,
    you go off too soon. What do you do? What do you do?"

 6. The Hannibal: The best head EVER.

 5. The Boys Don't Crying Game: Halfway through, both participants
    realize the other is a transvestite.

 4. The Pearl Harbor: 40 minutes full of noise and jostling, then
    you walk out.

 3. The Federico Fellini: Smoke. A hairbrush. A stolen kiss.
    Glimpse of a woman's face -- whose? Breathing. A gasp.
    Afterward, not really sure what happened.

 2. The Battlefield Earth: Just a whole lot of sucking.

    and the Number 1 Movie-Inspired Sexual Position...

 1. The Dead Man Walking: In all the excitement, calling her by
    the wrong name.

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 72 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL     -- 1
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA           -- 2
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 3, 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL             -- 4, 6
Eric M. Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON   -- 7
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA   -- 8
Bill Strider, Gaithersburg, MD        -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC        -- Script Doctor

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