================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Why are there never just 5 items in the Top 5 Movies list? Hollywood accounting. ================================================================== March 11, 2005 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: One month left, my friends... The Top 7 Movie Industry Tax Deductions 7. Casualty loss: Appearing in any of Ben Affleck's last four films. 6. In-home labor: Documented-immigrant kitchen staff/green M&M sorter. 5. Standard deduction: Caring "more" about the environment. 4. $600 deduction: Number of alimonies exceeds your shoe size. 3. Surely there's some kinda deduction thingy for being dumped by Brad Pitt! (Jennifer Aniston, 2005 return) 2. Medical expenses, Tom Sizemore: 1 bag clean urine, 1 "whizzer" apparatus. and the Number 1 Movie Industry Tax Deduction... 1. Medical/Travel expenses, Lindsay Lohan: Additional baggage she's required to carry around since her parents moved to Nutsville. [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 1 (7th #1) Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA -- 2, 3 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4, 7 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 4 John English, Orem, UT -- 5, 6 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 7 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Over-taxed ================================================================== [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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