================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Sound speed! ================================================================== June 27, 2003 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Spider-Man, Daredevil, X-Men, Hulk... They gotta run out of comic books sometime. The Top 9 Movie Industry Superheroes 9. Lantern Jaw -- Pummels late-night competition while chatting with guests. 8. Night Ryder -- Ability to make small items disappear. 7. Kidmanator -- Able to leap to astounding career heights by launching from the bodies of former superstar spouses. 6. Age Inverser -- Plays increasingly older roles by drawing off the youthfulness of increasingly younger female co-stars. 5. XXX Men -- Have the *ahem*... powers of several males. 4. Lord Lucas -- Repeatedly creates wildly unrealistic expectations. 3. Zeta -- Raven-haired beauty with the power to make men's pants tight. 2. Robbin' -- Can make public pay $9.75 to see From Justin to Kelly. and the Number 1 Movie Industry Superhero... 1. Gaffer and Best Boy -- No one knows what the hell they do, but apparently no movies are made without them. [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD -- 1 (2nd #1) Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 2 Brad Wilkerson, El Sobrante, CA -- 3, 4 Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, SA -- 5, 8 Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 6 Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI -- 7, 9 Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- List Editor by day... ================================================================== [ Copyright 2003 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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