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                           June 4, 2004

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Back in the 70's, college students invented a
           drinking game with one rule: watch the Mary 
          Tyler Moore sitcom and down a shot of alcohol 
          every time someone on the show said her name.
       Well, we have some new games for the 21st century...


                  The Top 9 Movie Drinking Games


 9. Do a shot every time Sean Connery sleeps with someone young
    enough to be his granddaughter.

 8. Do a shot every time Brian DePalma references Hitchcock.

 7. Do a shot every time Anne Heche changes sexual orientation.

 6. Go shot-for-shot during Saving Private Ryan.

 5. If Adam Sandler plays someone with a rage-control problem,
    have a drink. The character loses his temper? Two drinks.

 4. Is the nuclear physicist 19 years old and blonde? Do a shot!

 3. Channel surf cable. Do a shot if you see Michael Caine.

 2. Drink constantly during any Ben Affleck film -- you're gonna
    need it.


             and the Number 1 Movie Drinking Game...


 1. Do a shot every time a Hobbit says something that makes you
    wonder about his sexual orientation.



              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ]
              [          www.topfive.com          ]


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Selected from 42 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 1, 9 (Yippie-kai-yay! 1st #1)
G. Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 2
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA          -- 2
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD            -- 3
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN           -- 4, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH          -- 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA       -- 7
John English, Orem, UT                 -- 8
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX         -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA             -- Designated Editor

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