It's a good kind of funny.

                         October 25, 2002 

               The Top 8 John Malkovich Pickup Lines

 8. "You can enter my portal anytime."

 7. "Despite what you may have heard, I have no problem with you
     using me to channel a dead lesbian lover."

 6. "Can I pet your little rabbit?"

 5. "Wanna play Hyde Mr. Jekyll?"
 4. "I have the unique desire to molest you while wearing a
     Pinocchio suit and nibbling on your peanut-butter-covered

 3. "Are yours legs tired, because you've been running through
     my mind all night. No, really, you've been in my head all

 2. "Think of it this way -- after tonight you will be only 2
     degrees away from Kevin Bacon."

     and the Number 1 John Malkovich Pickup Line...

 1. "Floors aren't the only thing there are 7 1/2 of, baby."

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

                       Being John Malkovich
             A little weird, but different and clever.

               Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
       A wild movie with John as the future King of France

     A very interesting sleeper about traveling card sharks.

                       Dangerous Liaisons
  One of the very best Malkovich movies; the dialogue is unreal!

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH     -- 1, 3, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA        -- 2
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA      -- 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5, 6
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX       -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Separated at birth from John

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