Charge it!

                         February 7, 2002

                          NOTE FROM ERIC:

          Poor Winona Ryder. Accused of shoplifting more 
           than $4,800 from a Beverly Hills store, the 
           actress has been charged with one count each 
          of grand theft, commercial burglary, vandalism 
            and possession of a controlled substance.

               What on Earth did she abscond with 
                  to merit such serious charges?

              The Top 8 Items Shoplifted By Winona Ryder

 8. A frumious bandersnatch.

 7. Several tons of publicity.

 6. Hardback copy of The Robert Downey Jr. Career-Enhancement
    Course for Young Celebrities.

 5. An original of Oliver Wendell Holmes' watershed tome:
    Property Rights in America.

 4. Secret government microfilm detailing C.I.A.'s anti-terror
    American Quilt-making program.

 3. Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the
    Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for the mortal men
    doomed to die, and a Prada blouse.

 2. Sweat. Because she wants fame, but fame costs.

    and the Number 1 Item Shoplifted By Winona Ryder...

 1. Old English 800 and some Ho-Hos.

              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 38 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA     -- 1, 7
Ian Ravdin, Santa Monica, CA      -- 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3, 5, 8
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA       -- 4
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX       -- 4
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA   -- 6
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN   -- 7
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC    -- Script Doctor

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