Baby got "I'll be back"

                           July 25, 2003

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                This list was originally published 
              February 28, 2002; but I liked some of 
             the previous editor's Runner Ups better 
              than his main list, so I re-edited it.

                Kristanna Loken is kickin' ass and
                   takin' names in Terminator 3.

        The Top 9 Items on the Female Terminator's To-Do List

 9. Pick up 8-pack of Maxi SuperFlow Dipsticks with Wings.

 8. Break Edward Furlong out of rehab.

 7. Learn to stop terminating targets with my good nail file.

 6. Terminate Barbie, Martha Stewart and the women of The View.

 5. Make friends with this "TiVo" fellow -- apparently he's got
    all the episodes of Sex and the City.

 4. Check Prada for bag and shoes to match plasma rifle in 400
    megawatt range.

 3. Go to the future and prevent the one thing that destroyed
    civilization: Governor Schwarzenegger.

 2. Sell biography to Lifetime Network: Not Without My Liquid
    Metal Daughter

                   and the Number 1 Item on the
                  Female Terminator's To-Do List...

 1. Find other female terminators so she can finally go to the

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Selected from 54 submissions from 15 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Eric Wakeford, Niagara Falls, ON -- 1
Eric Lipton, Washington, DC      -- 2, 6
Topher Bellavia, Washington, DC  -- 3, 8
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 4
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY       -- 5
Danny Gallagher, Austin, TX      -- 6, 7
Brian Klesc, Joliet, IL          -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Likes Kristanna's clothes

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