March 26, 2001

                          NOTE FROM ERIC:
             With all the excitement of last night's 
                 Academy Awards, you can forgive
                 the Hollywood stars for being a 
                   little forgetful and klutzy.

         The Top 9 Items Found by the Oscar Cleanup Crew

 9. One bra, unclaimed by Britney Spears, Jennifer Lopez, or
    Marlon Brando.

 8. The hidden dragon.

 7. Interdimensional porthole to the universe where Bjork is

 6. The Oscar for Sound Editing, proving that even the winner of 
    the award doesn't care.

 5. The innocence that Billy Elliot kid lost after seeing J-Lo's 

 4. A pumpkin, with a knife in it, and a note from Russell Crow
    to Steve Martin simply reading: "You".

 3. 1992 Best Supporting Actress Marisa Tomei.

 2. A dull black obelisk from space -- no wait, that's just 
    Winona Ryder in her dress...

    and the Number 1 Item Found by the Oscar Cleanup Crew...

 1. Three hours and 34 minutes of your life.

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Selected from 32 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL             -- 1, 6
Bonnie Blippo, Wellesley, MA        -- 2, 5
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA       -- 3, Topic
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA         -- 4, 7
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL           -- 8
Jennifer A. Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN     -- 8, 9
Galen Carnicelli, San Francisco, CA -- 9
Reid Kerr, Carthage, TX             -- 9
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA        -- 9
Jennifer Lopez, New York, NY        -- Best Visual Effects
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC      -- Script Doctor

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