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                          July 20, 2007                           

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

              The German Defense Ministry announced               
              that it would not permit Tom Cruise's               
             new film (about an attempt to assasinate             
             Hitler) to be shot on military sites in              
                 the country because of Cruise's                  
             association with Scientology, which they             
                believe to be a money-making cult.                

       The Top 9 Issues Other Countries Have With Hollywood       

 9. Brazil is upset with Hollywood for stealing its best waxers.

 8. Iraqi women cannot attend movies under penalty of death,
    because "we're busy creating a freaking democracy here, you

 7. The Israelis think that Jews are underrepresented in the
    movie industry.

 6. Antarctica is sick and tired of all these f***ing penguin

 5. The cruel stereotype of near-universal mastery of the martial
    arts means that most Asian tourists never get to experience
    an American-style mugging.

 4. Italy says, "Benigni was one Pink Panther sequel away from
    becoming our country's Pauly Shore, and then you guys give
    him an Oscar!"

 3. Madagascar: "Why couldn't Pixar have been in charge of our

 2. Italians are really tired of the whole Mafia thing, and they
    want to remind Hollywood that they have a very nice sign
    there, and it would be a shame if something were to happen
    to it.

    and the Number 1 Issue Another Country Has With Hollywood...

 1. Germany is convinced we're hogging the Hasselhoff.

              [   Copyright 2007 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 27 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 1
Jennifer Ford, Chicago, IL       -- 2, 5
John English, Orem, UT           -- 3, 4
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 6
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA      -- 7
Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA    -- 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Loves All People

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