Yule Be Sorry

                         December 20, 2001

                          NOTE FROM ERIC:

      24 Years Ago, George Lucas inflicted upon the world the
       very unfortunate Star Wars Christmas Special, in which 
      Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill joined Bea 
     Arthur, Art Carney, and Chewbacca's little nephew "Itchie" 
         in totally ruining holiday television forever.

       Lucas banned it from ever airing again, but we wonder 
        what might happen if the special had been a success...

        The Top 9 Inappropriate Hollywood Christmas Tie-Ins

 9. Jimmy Neutron: Boy Messiah

 8. The Best Christmas Divorce Ever! This year: Tom Green
     and Drew Barrymore

 7. QVC's Shrek Dreck

 6. Dude, Grandma Got Run Over by My Car!

 5. The Calista Flockhart Yule Log. No, she is not the Yule Log!

 4. How the Winona Stole Christmas, Three Shirts, a Pair of
    Pants and Two Packs of M&Ms

 3. Method Man and Redman's Chow Chigh Channukah Spectacular!

 2. Harry Potter's Totally Occult Bible-Defying Holiday Special

    and the Number 1 Inappropriate Hollywood Christmas Tie-In...

 1. A Very "Traffic" Christmas

              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 49 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Zachary Brewster-Geisz, Greenbelt, MD -- 1, 6, 8
Ian Ravdin, Santa Monica, CA          -- 2
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA           -- 3
Bonnie Lipton, Washington, DC         -- 4
Craig D. Barker, Livonia, MI          -- 5
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA   -- 7
Jeff Scherer, Brooklyn, NY            -- 9
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC        -- Script Doctor

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