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                         November 28, 2003 


             The Top 9 Hollywood Thanksgiving Prayers 


 9. Ben Affleck: "I'm thankful I kept the receipt for that pink
    diamond."

 8. Hugh Jackman: "I am thankful scheduling problems made it
    impossible for Dougray Scott to play Wolverine."

 7. Patrick Stewart: "I give thanks that the Star Trek films
    are finally done so that I may focus on less fan-geek
    projects, like X-Men 3."

 6. Danny DeVito: "Thank you for long-legged women and 
    mini-skirts."

 5. Calista Flockhart: "Thank you for my rich, famous,
    good-looking boyfriend, and this single bite of white meat."

 4. Numerous club hoppers: "And bless Paris Hilton for the
    fantastic stuffing."

 3. Wachowski Brothers: "We are thankful that the public's
    devotion to The Matrix held out long enough to ride thru two
    pretty contentless sequels."

 2. Johnny Depp: "I am thankful Disney didn't give up on
    theme-park-based movies after The Country Bears."


    and the Number 1 Hollywood Thanksgiving Prayer...


 1. Nick Nolte: "I'll have what Downey Jr.'s having."



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                             BIG HITS

                  Planes, Trains and Automobiles
   (Steve Martin just wants to get back home for Thanksgiving)

                   A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

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Selected from 33 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA          -- 1 (3rd #1)
John English, Orem, UT                     -- 2, 7
Gideon Griebenow, Potchefstroom, S. Africa -- 3
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA               -- 3
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH              -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA                  -- 5
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia          -- 6
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN               -- 8
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA           -- 9
Kim Davis, Los Angeles, CA                 -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA                 -- Chief Turkey *

* I am thankful to Chris White for letting me moderate a humor
list about my avocation and vocation, MOVIES. Thank you, Chris!

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