================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Extinguish pilot light before reading. ================================================================== July 10, 2009 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Sure, several celebrities passed away in the last two weeks, but what about the ones pulled back from the edge? The Top 9 Hollywood Near-Death Experiences 9. Paris Hilton: "I was floating above the bed, looking down at myself... and I said to myself, 'I'm hot.'" 8. Steven Spielberg: "I was falling and falling and falling so I just yelled 'Cut!'" 7. Michael Moore: "God looked just like Charlton Heston! And He sent me back to open up a gun store." 6. Denzel Washington: "There was this long tunnel... so I figured it was God's way of saying 'Do the remake of Pelham 123.'" 5. Shirley MacLaine: "And there was Gandhi, and he said, 'Nope, that was your last life. Take the hall on your left for a trillion years of purgatory.'" 4. Keanu Reeves: "When I approached Actor's Heaven, my key wouldn't open the lock! And I was, like, 'Whoa.'" 3. Robin Williams: "I was in line about a mile behind my career." 2. Bela Lugosi: To die, to be really dead... it was glorious! and the Number 1 Hollywood Near-Death Experience... 1. Rodney Dangerfield: "NEAR death? Are you kiddin' me? I've been dead for years! I tell ya, no respect..." [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ John English, Orem, UT -- 1, 5, 6 (On the lot!) Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 3, 4 Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 7 Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY -- 8, 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Cecil B. DeCeased ================================================================== [ Copyright 2009 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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