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                         January 21, 2005


    The Top 8 Hollywood Excuses to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket


 8. "I'm a celebrity, your laws don't apply to me."

 7. "I'm running for my life from the Vibe Awards!"

 6. "I don't want to be late for the Eisner lynching."

 5. "But I'm Ben Affleck... Wait! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!!!"

 4. "I thought you were Stallone trying to get me to finance
    Tango & Cash 2."

 3. "It's a medical emergency! Michael Moore needs a chili dog and
     he needs one now!"

 2. "Will someone please escort this officer off the set of The
     Fast and the Furious III??"


               and the Number 1 Hollywood Excuse to
                  Get Out of a Speeding Ticket...


 1. "Not now, Officer, my fifteen minutes are nearly up!"



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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                             BIG HITS

 An Educated Guide to Speeding Tickets: How to Beat & Avoid Them

                Beat Your Ticket: Go to Court & Win

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Selected from 39 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 1, 7, 8 (Three pic deal! 5th #1)
John English, Orem, UT         -- 2, 4, 6 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY        -- 2
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX -- 3
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA  -- 5
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- List Cop

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