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                           July 5, 2007

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           One of the more popular comedies so far this
             year is Knocked Up, in which an unlikely
             one-night-stand results in a pregnancy.

          The Top 15 Hollywood Euphemisms for "Pregnant"

15. Building your audience

14. Another extra on the lot

13. Casting her own Mini-Me

12. Federlined

11. Accidentally getting your pitch accepted

10. Rolled up the (monthly) red carpet

 9. Nine months prep on a short subject

 8. Way not anorexic

 7. Greenlit her uterus

 6. Showing Brangelina how it's done

 5. Caught Catholic's Disease

 4. Has a child star waiting in the green womb

 3. The sperm stays in the picture

 2. And the fetus goes to...

    and the Number 1 Hollywood Euphemism for "Pregnant"...

 1. Signed a development deal with God

          [ Copyright 2007 by Chris White/TopFive.com ]

Selected from 112 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA          --  1  (7th #1)
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA            --  2  (Hall of Famer)
Danny Gallagher, McKinney, TX         --  3, 7
Douglas Frank, Crosby, TX             --  4
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN             --  5  (Hall of Famer)
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX            --  6, 15
John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN        --  6
David Kass, Queens, NY                --  6  (Hall of Famer)
Mark Weiss, Austin, TX                --  8  (Hall of Famer)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL     --  9
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI  --  9, 12
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC         -- 10, 11  (Hall of Famer)
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada          -- 12
Lori Petterson, Fairfax, VA           -- 12
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL           -- 12
Kim Moser, New York, NY               -- 13  (Hall of Famer)
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA               -- 14  (Hall of Famer)
Charles Gulledge, Richardson, TX      -- Banner Tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- List moderator, Topic
Chris White, Studio City, CA          -- List owner/editor

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