March 29, 2001

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       April Fools! We're only joking. Everyone knows you 
      shouldn't ever, ever date one of Billy Bob's ex-wives.

            The Top 9 Hollywood April Fool's Day Jokes

 9. Goofy "dribble crack pipe" ruins Robert Downey, Jr.'s best 

 8. Spy Kids arrested for selling top secret plastic poop to 
    the Russians.

 7. Eagerly awaited Star Wars DVD: Three stoned Ewoks graphically
    discussing their sex lives.

 6. This week on In the Actors Studio: Air Bud

 5. Lord of the Rings release replaced with scratchy copies 
    of Zapped.

 4. Jennifer Lopez' eyebrows singed by hilarious "exploding 
    nipples" gag.

 3. "That's right, Mr. Reubens, a brand new show on Saturday 
    mornings! We're thinking Pee Wee's Moviehouse..." 

 2. Babe humorously butchered during prank Foot and Mouth 
    Disease epidemic.

    and the Number 1 Hollywood April Fool's Day Joke...

 1. Steve Martin: Places Whoopee Cushion on Russell Crowe's seat.
    Russell Crowe: Places Steve Martin's liver in angry

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Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Aimee Spanier, Oakland, CA      -- 1, 4, 6 (Hat Trick!)
Ian Ravdin, Chicago, IL         -- 2, 8, 9 (Hat Trick!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL       -- 2
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA   -- 5
Jude Benlab, Swarthmore, PA     -- 7
Eric F. Lipton, Washington, DC  -- Script Doctor

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