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                          April 4, 2008                           

        The Top 7 Hollywood April Fool's Day Jokes (2008)            

 7. Switch Sarah Jessica Parker's Prada shoes with Payless.

 6. Play "got your nose" outside the Malibu plastic surgery

 5. Tell Jennifer Aniston she tested positive on the pregnancy
    test, and DNA verifies that Brad's the father.

 4. Demand that Meryl Streep audition for a bit part in the new
    Deuce Bigelow movie.

 3. "I promise you, Ms. Dench, The Chronicles of Riddick 2 is a
    19th-century epic. Just sign here."

 2. Get each Baldwin brother stuck in one of those finger traps,
    watch to see which ones gnaw off their arms to escape.

    and the Number 1 Hollywood April Fool's Day Joke...

 1. When WGA members report to work, they find their offices
    filled with monkeys and typewriters.

               [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]              
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Selected from 26 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH   -- 1, 2, 6 (Three picture deal!)
John English, Orem, UT           -- 3
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY        -- 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA      -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Top Fool

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