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                          June 13, 2008                           

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

               A scandal "news" website claims that               
              several homeowners are trying to force              
             Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie out of the              
             neighborhood. Pitt insists he gets along             
              just fine with his neighbors; it's the              
                 paparazzi that are the problem.                  

     The Top 9 Hassles of Living Next Door to a Famous Actor      

 9. Always dropping over to borrow a cup of heroin.

 8. Bad scripts always wind up on my side of the fence.

 7. Smelly fumes from the burning twenties in their fireplace.

 6. Whenever their latest movie flops, housing prices go down.

 5. Won't mow his lawn until he finds his motivation.

 4. Annoying door-to-door plastic surgeons always knock at dinner

 3. Not only won't apologize for boinking your wife, but asks for
    another go since "I think I can do it better this time."

 2. Toddlers wandering into your back yard to forage for food
    while Mommy is out clubbing.

                and the Number 1 Hassle of Living                 
                  Next Door to a Famous Actor...                  

 1. Your 12-year-old daughter makes more at her babysitter job
    than you do as a Department Manager.

              [   Copyright 2008 by Chris White   ]               
              [          www.topfive.com          ]               

Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA         -- 1, 2
Donald Johnson, Cincinatti, OH      -- 2, 3, 5, 9 (Blockbuster!)
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 2
Judith Cotrill, Bronx, NY           -- 6
John English, Orem, UT              -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- In the Boonies

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