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December 12, 2008
The Top 9 Gifts Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas
9. Ben Affleck: every known copy of Gigli and a wood chipper.
8. Brad Pitt: a vasectomy and cancel Angelina's subscription to
"National Geographic".
7. Harvey Weinstein: more power. More! More!! MORE!!
MWAAAHAHAHA!!
6. Tom Cruise: 7 inches. In height, you jerks!
5. Ari Emanuel: Jeremy Piven's head on a spike.
4. All but one Hollywood producer: a Harry Potter flop.
3. Clint Eastwood: A presidential re-vote. Oh, and a new Glock.
2. Seal: Not a damn thing. He already has the present of the
century.
and the Number 1 Gift Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas...
1. Studio Heads: It wouldn't exactly make us shed some tears if
Alan Rosenberg were, to, you know, maybe have some kind of
"accident"...
[ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2, 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4
John English, Orem, UT -- 5, 7
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 6
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 8, 9
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Win MegaMillions lottery
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Gifts Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas
RUNNERS UP list -- My Two Front Careers
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Nicole Kidman: A role - any role - in the next Batman movie, so
she can feel what it's like to be in a film that grosses more
than its production budget.
(John English, Orem, UT)
Mickey Rorke: Can "Wrestler" be the comeback that sticks this
time, please?
(William C. Martell, Studio City, CA)
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