================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Post office will not deliver without postage. ================================================================== December 12, 2008 The Top 9 Gifts Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas 9. Ben Affleck: every known copy of Gigli and a wood chipper. 8. Brad Pitt: a vasectomy and cancel Angelina's subscription to "National Geographic". 7. Harvey Weinstein: more power. More! More!! MORE!! MWAAAHAHAHA!! 6. Tom Cruise: 7 inches. In height, you jerks! 5. Ari Emanuel: Jeremy Piven's head on a spike. 4. All but one Hollywood producer: a Harry Potter flop. 3. Clint Eastwood: A presidential re-vote. Oh, and a new Glock. 2. Seal: Not a damn thing. He already has the present of the century. and the Number 1 Gift Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas... 1. Studio Heads: It wouldn't exactly make us shed some tears if Alan Rosenberg were, to, you know, maybe have some kind of "accident"... [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 24 submissions from 7 contributors. This week's list authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 1 Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA -- 2, 3 Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia -- 4 John English, Orem, UT -- 5, 7 William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 6 Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH -- 8, 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Win MegaMillions lottery ------------------------------------------------------------------ Gifts Hollywood Really Wants for Christmas RUNNERS UP list -- My Two Front Careers ------------------------------------------------------------------ Nicole Kidman: A role - any role - in the next Batman movie, so she can feel what it's like to be in a film that grosses more than its production budget. (John English, Orem, UT) Mickey Rorke: Can "Wrestler" be the comeback that sticks this time, please? (William C. Martell, Studio City, CA) ================================================================== [ Copyright 2008 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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