Not that there's anything grok with that.

                         November 11, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                George Takei, Star Trek's Mr. Sulu,
                   has revealed that he is gay.

           The Top 8 Gay Behaviors on Classic Star Trek

 8. Even tighter space costumes.

 7. Crew keeps bugging Capt. Kirk to stop at Planet Prada.

 6. Ensign Chekov regularly asks the security officers to examine
    his red background.

 5. Dr. McCoy shows everyone why his nickname is "Bones".

 4. New order from Starfleet: No more Ensign Redshirts - teal is
    far more fashionable!

 3. First Officer accused of "tribble stuffing".

 2. Having already convinced the Klingons to switch from gold
    lamé to leather bondage gear, Sulu then suggests they get
    some good lotion for their facial "T-zone".

    and the Number 1 Gay Behavior on Classic Star Trek...

 1. Crew of the Enterprise installs tasteful track lighting on
    every planet they explore.

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Selected from 25 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA           -- 1, 3
Arthur Levesque, Laurel, MD           -- 2, 3, 4 (Three pic deal!)
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 2, 8
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH         -- 2
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA      -- 3, 5, 6 (Three pic deal!)
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA           -- 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- List-Curious

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