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                        November 19, 2010                         

  The Top 8 Discoveries in Morgan Freeman's Divorce Proceedings   

 8. He keeps the entire 280 VHS tape set of The Electric

 7. He can now drive Miss Daisy whenever he damn well feels
    like it.

 6. Her lawyers' brief had a whole section called "The Shawshank

 5. He was not allowed to narrate the divorce proceedings.

 4. Solemn pledge never to put her head in a cardboard box.

 3. Now in dire need of money, he's trying to convince producers
    to green light March of the Penguins II.

 2. He added 27 new items to his Bucket List, most involving
    supermodels, Playboy twins and Laurence Fishburne's daughter.

              and the Number 1 Discovery in Morgan               
                 Freeman's Divorce Proceedings...                 

 1. He is legally allowed to punch anyone from her side of the
    family that calls him "Denzel".

              [   Copyright 2010 by Chris White    ]              
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Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH -- 1, 2
Glenn Anthony, San Carlos, CA  -- 2, 3, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA      -- 4, 8
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS         -- 5
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA   -- 6
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA     -- List Voice

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