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                         January 30, 2009                         

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:                        

                According to The Washington Post,                 
               because of his long-held interest in               
             politics, some Democrats want Ben Affleck            
                to run for Virginia State Senator.                      


        The Top 8 Differences Under President Ben Affleck         


 8. Bragging on his war record: Pearl Harbor.

 7. The Vice President is also his stunt double.

 6. Any mention of Gigli gets you six months at Leavenworth.

 5. Bad economic news today? President just asks for a rewrite.

 4. First Bud Matt Damon, Spiritual Advisor Kevin Smith and Jason
    Mewes as Head of Deregulation at the DEA.

 3. A First Lady who can roundhouse kick any head of state who
    gets out of line.

 2. Hollywood accountants prove that the National Debt doesn't
    exist.


    and the Number 1 Difference Under President Ben Affleck...


 1. Instead of hitting on the President, all the interns ask to
    meet his best friend.



              [   Copyright 2009 by Chris White   ]               
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Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI        -- 1, 5
Donald Johnson, Cinncinatti, OH     -- 2, 7
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 3, 4
John English, Orem, UT              -- 3, 4
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA         -- 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- The Editor From Minnesota

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             Differences Under President Ben Affleck              
                RUNNERS UP list  --  Hollywoodlard                
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51st state added: J-Lo's ass.
          (Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA)

Pork is eliminated from government, but there's a lot more ham!
          (Brandon Hunt, Portsmouth, RI)

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