================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES For educational purposes only. ================================================================== March 19, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Well, the Academy Awards came and went, *yawn*. Hmmm... how would Top5 pump up the ol' show? The Top 9 Differences If the Academy Awards Were Run by Frat Guys 9. Out: tuxes and designer dresses. In: colorful bed sheets held together with safety pins. 8. All female presenters required to wear wet t-shirts. 7. Joan and Mellissa Rivers stuffed in gunny sacks and tossed off a bridge. 6. Jello shots between each award. 5. Special Lifetime Achievement Award for Seann William Scott. 4. Gold statuettes replaced by gold-plated beer bongs. 3. New categories: "Best Rack in a Starring Role" and "Best Film in Which a Fart is Lighted". 2. Winners have to crawl through spanking tunnel to get to the stage. and the Number 1 Difference If the Academy Awards Were Run by Frat Guys... 1. Dude, Where's my Car? nominated for 12 Oscars. Wins 14. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS The Insider's Guide to the Colleges 2004: 30th Edition What Smart Students Know: Maximum Grades. Optimum Learning. Minimum Time ==================================================================
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