I know you! You're, uh... You were on that show!

                            May 24, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

            I mispelled a name recently ("Bard Pitt")
                   and it gots me to thinkin'...

               The Top 9 Differences If Shakespeare
                   and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies 

 9. With that hair-do, those old "Pitt is gay" rumors would
    start up again.

 8. Hijinks ensue on Friends when Cordelia and Ophelia argue over
    the same hot guy.

 7. Not as many fights in Melancholy Club.

 6. Newest plays: Romeo and Jennifer, Ocean's Eleventh Night.

 5. Brad getting constant work in Night of the Living Dead

 4. Everyone in Fight Club wears tights and those big, ruffly

 3. Shakespeare's plays published directly to Cliffs Notes.

 2. Tabloid articles? "People's 50 Most Beautiful People"??
    Groupies??? He's a WRITER!

            and the Number 1 Difference if Shakespeare
                 and Brad Pitt Switched Bodies...

 1. Filming on A River Runs Through It suspended when the star
    hooks his codpiece while fly fishing.

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                             BIG HITS

                      Ocean's Eleven (2001)

                            Fight Club

                       Shakespeare in Love
                (Hunky Joseph Fienes as The Bard)

Selected from 24 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
William C. Martell, Screenwriter -- 1, 2, 6 (Hat trick! 12th #1)
Scott Witmer, Design Engineer    -- 3, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Beth Kujawski, Voice Talent      -- 4, 8
Kris Johnson, Boom Operator      -- 7, 8
Kristian Idol, Writer/Director   -- Moderator

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