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                         December 9, 2005

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                 Lord of the Rings director Peter
                 Jackson's new film is King Kong.


              The Top 7 Differences If Peter Jackson
                and Michael Jackson Switched Places


 7. Sauron? A giant, hideous prosthetic nose.

 6. Black Riders actually whiter than Shadowfax.

 5. When Pete jumps on top of a car to dance, he puts a big ol'
    dent in the roof.

 4. Gollum's split-personality monologue much shorter: "I'm bad,
    I'm good, you know it!"

 3. Macaulay Culkin's "Frodo" sports tiny neoprene hotpants,
    dangles Gollum over the Crack of Doom.

 2. Liv Tyler replaced with that kid from Two and a Half Men.


          and the Number 1 Difference If Peter Jackson
              and Michael Jackson Switched Places...


 1. Hey, those aren't dwarfs, they're just little boys with glued
    on beards!



              [   Copyright 2005 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 35 submissions from 10 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
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Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR        -- 1
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA         -- 2, 3
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa -- 3, 4
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA           -- 3
Danny Gallagher, Henderson, TX        -- 3
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA           -- 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA          -- 6, 7
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA            -- Dancin' As Fast As I Can

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