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                        September 27, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

          Last January, I became the oh-so-proud papa of
          a little red "wiener dog". And all through the 
           exhausting housetraining, all I could think was:
                "She's like a actress -- beautiful,
                     but so high-maintenance"!


      The Top 9 Differences If Movies Were Made By Dachshunds


 9. No scenes involving stairs.

 8. Even wiener dogs have enough sense not to make Pootie Tang.

 7. Widescreen format changed from 1.85:1 to 50:1

 6. Shortest guy always gets the girl.

 5. Audrey Hepburn would have a long body and a short neck.

 4. A significant increase in product placement by Hebrew
    National.

 3. The Ugly Dachshund would have been called The Stupid
    Great Dane.

 2. Crane shots replaced by cameraman standing on a folding
    chair.


  and the Number 1 Difference If Movies Were Made By Dachshunds...


 1. Tom Cruise would still have to wear lifts.



              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White   ]
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Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
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Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA        -- 2, 7
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS           -- 3
Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA    -- 5
Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN   -- 6, 9
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH    -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA       -- Rusty's Dad

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