================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Actors may be smaller than they appear. ================================================================== September 27, 2002 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: Last January, I became the oh-so-proud papa of a little red "wiener dog". And all through the exhausting housetraining, all I could think was: "She's like a actress -- beautiful, but so high-maintenance"! The Top 9 Differences If Movies Were Made By Dachshunds 9. No scenes involving stairs. 8. Even wiener dogs have enough sense not to make Pootie Tang. 7. Widescreen format changed from 1.85:1 to 50:1 6. Shortest guy always gets the girl. 5. Audrey Hepburn would have a long body and a short neck. 4. A significant increase in product placement by Hebrew National. 3. The Ugly Dachshund would have been called The Stupid Great Dane. 2. Crane shots replaced by cameraman standing on a folding chair. and the Number 1 Difference If Movies Were Made By Dachshunds... 1. Tom Cruise would still have to wear lifts. [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Good Owners, Great Dogs Dachshund Puppies 2003 Calendar Rusty Idol: THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DOG IN THE WORLD ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 1, 4 Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 2, 7 Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS -- 3 Douglas Jones, Santa Cruz, CA -- 5 Beth Kujawski, Crown Point, IN -- 6, 9 Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH -- 8 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Rusty's Dad ================================================================== [ Copyright 2002 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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