July 30, 2004 

                       NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

              Cat in the Hat, Garfield, Catwoman...

        The Top 8 Differences If Hollywood Were Run by Cats

 8. New horror flicks include The Filled Bathtub, Trapped in
    the Rain, and Soaked!

 7. The Paper Chase is updated as a remake entitled, The Wadded
    Up Ball of Paper Chase.

 6. Actors and studio execs have the same brain size.

 5. Sudden influx of Betty Ford patients trying to kick a 'nip

 4. Lots more call for Beverly Hills plastic surgeons who do
    "whisker jobs".

 3. Movies only come out when the studio feels like it.

 2. No more bad candid photos because if there's one thing cats
    know how to do, it's pose, baby!

    and the Number 1 Difference If Hollywood Were Run by Cats...

 1. Executives would demand that writers change to a more happy
    ending, "like in Old Yeller".

              [   Copyright 2004 by Chris White   ] 
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Selected from 43 submissions from 12 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA       -- 1, 4 (2nd #1)
Jennifer Ford, Ft. Wayne, IN      -- 2
Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO     -- 3, 5
Scott Bostick, Lake Ridge, VA     -- 5, 7
Jeff Rabinowitz, Wilkes-Barre, PA -- 6
John English, Orem, UT            -- 8
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA        -- Dog Person

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