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                          April 16, 2010                          

     The Top 8 Differences If DVD Pirates Were Actual Pirates     

 8. Reviews on every box: "Two hooks up!"

 7. Top five pirated films: Pirates, The Pirates of Penzance,
    The Pirate Movie, Captain Blood and Yellowbeard.

 6. All movies would be rated RRRRRRRRR!!!!

 5. When you purchase a pirated DVD, you have to go dig for it on
    some island.

 4. Copyright lawyers forced to walk the plank.

 3. Dan Glickman from the MPAA brushes up on his fencing skills.

 2. Downloaders constantly ratted out by talking parrots.

                and the Number 1 Difference If DVD                
                  Pirates Were Actual Pirates...                  

 1. Half the screen image is covered up by what appears to be a
    large patch of some kind.

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Selected from 27 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week's list authors are:
Donald Johnson, Cincinnati, OH      -- 1, 8
William C. Martell, Studio City, CA -- 2, 3
Trish Jensen, Reedsville, PA        -- 4
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA           -- 5, 6
Dave Ferry, Purvis, MS              -- 6
Bruce Alter, Fairfax Station, VA    -- 7, Banner tag
Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA          -- List Cap'n

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