================================================================== TOPFIVE.COM'S LITTLE FIVERS -- MOVIES Be, uh... funny. Be very, uh... funny. ================================================================== June 25, 2004 NOTE FROM KRISTIAN: 1. In Troy, Brad Pitt plays the greatest warrior in the world. 2. Researchers at Harvard are studying fight behavior of the fruit fly. The Top 9 Differences If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly 9. Jennifer Aniston - out. Geena Davis - Hello, Mrs. Pitt! 8. Several more legs to get into skirt-wearing shape. 7. No need for a publicist -- he'd create his own buzz. 6. Women the world over buying flypaper in record numbers. 5. Fly-fishing scenes in A River Runs Through It much less romantic, much more creepy. 4. His 15 minutes of fame would constitute over a third of his life-cycle. 3. Slightly smaller costume budget. 2. Next film: Meet Joe Blackberry and the Number 1 Difference If Brad Pitt Were a Fruit Fly... 1. Not so anxious to star in the next S.W.A.T. movie. [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ] [ www.topfive.com ] ================================================================== BIG HITS Fruit Fly Fight Club Fight Club DVD (2-disc set with commentaries, doc, deleted scenes) ==================================================================
================================================================== Selected from 41 submissions from 13 contributors. Today's Top 5 List authors are: ------------------------------------------------------------------ Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 1, 4 (11th #1) Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Kris Johnson, Los Angeles, CA -- 3 Brandon Hunt, Braintree, MA -- 5 Janis Spidle, Kansas City, MO -- 6, 7 Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 8 Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 9 Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Writer, Not a Fighter ================================================================== [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White All rights reserved. ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use ] [ in any manner without crediting "TopFive.com" ] ==================================================================
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