Does it have to take place in winter?

                         December 13, 2002

                        NOTE FROM KRISTIAN:

                 The Santa Clause 2 is about legal
               requirements on jolly ol' Saint Nick.
                  But what about Santa's concerns?

           The Top 9 Contractual Demands by Santa Claus 

 9. Will not work holidays.

 8. Red and green neon underlighting for sleigh.

 7. Better HMO than the crappy one the Elves have.

 6. Next movie, "Santa" to be played by Brad Pitt.

 5. Seven more nights to deliver presents, just like the Jewish

 4. Mexican and Thai food off-limits for reindeer after
    December 20.

 3. Due to new inspection rules, don't even ASK for knitting
    needles, fingernail clippers or pocket knives.

 2. Time-and-a-half for all work over the Iraqi No-Fly Zone.

    and the Number 1 Contractual Demand by Santa Claus...

 1. The severed head of John Tesh -- because, really, wouldn't
    everybody at least try asking for that one?

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                       The Santa Clause DVD
                        starring Tim Allen

                       The Real Santa Claus
                        (non-fiction book)

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today's Top 5 List authors are:
Peter Rogers, Nice           -- 1, 8 (3rd  #1)
Scott Witmer, Naughty        -- 2, 4, 7 (Three picture deal!)
Kim Moser, Nice              -- 2
Michael Cunningham, Naughty  -- 3, 5
Kris "Kringle" Johnson, Nice -- 4
Arthur Levesque, Nice        -- 6
Rabbi Crut, Nice             -- 9
Bruce Alter, Nice            -- Topic
Kristian Idol, Naughty       -- Keeper of the List, duh

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